If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm both gender and math confused
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I have post one night stand depression
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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