Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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