just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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