margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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