god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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