Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think my mom watched the whole time
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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