dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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