All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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