Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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