forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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