You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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