Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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