I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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