Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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