Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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