He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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