Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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