People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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