I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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