What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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