I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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