I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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