Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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