dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
my being single is dangerous.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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