I CAN MOONWALK!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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