You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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