I need help removing her.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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