I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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