Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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