so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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