You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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