You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
why is half of my head shaved?
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