I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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