we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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