i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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