You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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