how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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