She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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