Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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