super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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