so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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