everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Terrible idea I love it
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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