FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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