remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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