is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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