A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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