so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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