I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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