You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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