We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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