Is it because I queefed?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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