I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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