She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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