Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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