if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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