This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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