i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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